Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, does whatever a spider does. Can he swing, from a web, yes even though he is a pig. Look out here comes a Spider-Ham. In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a pig on ice, he arrives just in time. Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, does whatever a spider does. Wealth and fame, he ignores. Action is his reward. To him, life is a great big ham-up! Wherever there's a hang-up, you'll find a Spider-Ham!
Into The Spider-Verse: Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham. Spins a web, that's the gig. Kinda weird 'cause he's a pig. Look out, here comes the Spider-Ham! Life is a plate of bacon, when trouble's in the making, you'll find the Spider-Ham!